What better way to celebrate the 62nd birthday of The Hoff than by watching his incredible Hasseldunk?

Remember when Bill Clinton was on Baywatch, and he had a bumbling bodyguard named Deadly Dawson, played by that one guy who’s played like 5 different characters on this show by now, and they found a tube on the beach that they thought was a bomb but it was actually just a kid’s toy tube, and then he starts going “vroom vroom” with it because how else are you supposed to play with a tube?

Remember when Bill Clinton was on Baywatch, and got drunk and started driving recklessly on the beach?

Newmie casually bending reality on Baywatch.

Newmie casually bending reality on Baywatch.

Hoff fight scenes are the best fight scenes.